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ESCALATOR PALAVA.

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Hi readers,         I went to the mall to get some chocolates and IB peeps won't cease to amaze me,trust me these people are the reasons why posh ib babes like us get yabbed LOOOOL!!  There are normal stairs i really dont know why people must go on the escalator,its fun to them i guess. This happend right in front of me. A mother brought her kids to the ,mall to get God knows what.her little girl was all smiles when they were about to go on the escalator.before her mother could stop her she jumped on the moving stairs. Her face went blank,she probably thought witches were at it again as she started shouting. 'yeeeeehhhhhhh    maaamiiii" the mother too shouted "yeeeehhhh tolu duro" It ws quite a sight ,i couldn't stop laughing. The little girl started crying,people started staring,some laughing. LOOL i don't think she'd ever want to go on the escalator ever again. Thank God no one got hurt. IBADAN PEOPLE WON'T CEASE TO AMAZE ...

DEAD OR ALIVE.

NOTE : This is just what i am thinking. I have often wondered what its going to be like dying but i have never prayed for it to happen in reality.  "My mouth went dry.I could only hear my heartbeat.For a moment i thought i was dreaming,as the hard steel instrument which i had no idea what it was at that moment pointed at me.It was probably a toy,then any munite water was going to squirt out of the tiny hole.I was going to wake up from the dream and all this would be a joke. I could hear loud noises in my head.i couldn't move .Then suddenly i heard a loud noise,I blinked ,I felt a sharp pain in my heart.Everything went blank as i tumbled on the floor,i could still feel liquid gushing out of my chest......no my body....... "AM I DEAD? or did i simply pass out?     I heard someone call my name...that voice...I thought sadly. i couldn't move,water gushing out of my eyes.........I WAS DEAD!